Naughty Collections

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Santa : I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.

Jeeto : Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata!!!

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Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

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A man goes 2 Doctor after being raped by an elephant.

Doctor : Your ass got 10 inches wider while elephant’s dick is only 3 inch wide.

Man : That bastard fingered me first.

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Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!

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On first night after marriage

Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.

Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

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After legalizing gay’s relations in india

The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers…

“Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche? 🙂

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Height Of Embarrasment :

Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:

“Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai.

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Medical science proved ki

Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.

But

Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!

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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

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A Boss has 2 Interview 4 Girls for Secretary Position. He asked each 1 of them

Question : A Woman Normally has 2 Mouths ! What’s the difference between the 2?

The 1st answered: 1 can talk But The other can′t.

2nd answered: 1 is Vertical & The other is Horizontal.

3rd answered: 1 is Hairy, The other isn′t.

The Last 1 answered: 1 is for My Use & The Other is for My Boss !

Boss: “Yes, You’re Hired !”

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