Mixed Desi Mobile Jokes
June 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm 7 comments
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Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??
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Teacher to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
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Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
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Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho…:)
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Entry filed under: Jokes-SMS. Tags: desi funny sms, desi mobile sms, mixed jokes.
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection - Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages 
1.
Rajesh Sharma | November 21, 2009 at 9:02 am
good jokes. plz update new jocks. its realy good
2.
KAPIL DEV | December 4, 2009 at 10:11 am
YEH SMS ACHCHE H.
3.
THE RISING STAR | January 14, 2010 at 10:14 am
I LIKED YOUR JOKS SO MUCH, KEEP IT UP
4.
ANKUSH PADHA | March 3, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Mindblowing,outstanding jokes . Keep it up
5.
Sameer N | March 18, 2010 at 11:24 pm
That’s called a Funny Jokes I like it. Keep it up
6.
raja ram | April 14, 2010 at 10:34 am
fanstastic yaar
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nh | May 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm
i realy like it. plz upload more……..