Best Collection – Santa Banta Jokes
January 26, 2011 at 5:09 pm 8 comments
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Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!
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Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!
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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?
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Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says
“Do you think I donwloaded them from google” 🙂
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection - Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages 
1.
SONAM | March 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm
banta tumhare saath bahut bura hua
2.
azaz | March 14, 2011 at 10:32 am
like sms
3.
Puneet | March 25, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Jokes
4.
Narendra | April 29, 2011 at 10:52 am
Santa banta
5.
NITIN | May 11, 2011 at 6:41 pm
what a jockssssssssss
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
6.
rahul | June 10, 2011 at 10:09 am
i was dont know ki bacche download kiya jata hai
7.
kishlay | June 14, 2011 at 5:22 pm
santa u are very lucky
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gupta manisha manu | June 15, 2011 at 7:21 am
its very funny