Santa Banta Jokes
May 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm 6 comments
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Sardar’s Son – Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..
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Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
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Santa : Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye.
Preeto : Mein velli nahi, main halle kapde v dhone e, te pande vi manjne e, tusi beeji nu le jao.
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English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!
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1.
shiva | September 29, 2008 at 5:29 pm
realy good and clean humor
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rita | May 30, 2009 at 6:11 am
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!
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sunny | March 22, 2010 at 2:43 am
gud yaar , post some more like these
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vaso | June 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm
wwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!
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SAMEER | August 27, 2010 at 10:05 am
THE JOKES are very interesting
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dhanush | March 5, 2011 at 5:57 pm
very gud jokes