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Mobile SMS Jokes
Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!
Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.
Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!
4 comments June 5, 2008
More Latest One-liner SMS
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Santa and Preeto was in Bus.
Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.
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Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.
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Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?
Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.
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Add comment April 28, 2008
Fresh Short Funny SMS
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)
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Teacher : Nissar tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar : Jawani janeman …….
Hasin dilruba…..Mile do dil jawaan……
Nissar ho gaya
Add comment April 26, 2008
