Funny One-Liner and Short Jokes

No Algebra for Romans

Romans were never good on Algebra because there ‘X’ was always ‘10.’

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No Two-Piece Please

A lady tourist went to a country on a vacation. In the evening she was toddling on the beach. A security person came to her and said, “Mam only one-piece is allowed here.” The lady was awe, thinking which one to open.

Sardar Giving Introduction

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”

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