Funny Questions and its Answers

1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz….
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
……….sita with ravan

3) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

4) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

5) An elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dat bahar hai**

6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

7) Full form of MATHS????
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

More Latest One-liner SMS

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Santa and Preeto was in Bus.
Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

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Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

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Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?
Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.

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