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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
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Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don’t worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
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Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!
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October 2, 2008
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A funny theorem in mathematics :
Can you prove, 4=5
Yes it is true, here is the proof :
For this, we take three variable a, b and c.
Suppose, if :
a + b = c
We can also write the same in this way :
5a – 4a + 5b – 4b = 5c – 4c
=> 5a – 5b – 5c = 4a + 4b + 4c
=> 5 * (a+b+c) = 4 * (a+b+c)
=> 5=4 or 4=5
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Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?
Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.
Teacher : Banta, what about you?
Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.
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Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”.
Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “NEiTHER” are they
comfortable, “NOR” are we!
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May 8, 2008
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Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.
Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.
Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.
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Banta ne bahut koshish ki but 3 saal k baad bhi koi aulad nahi hui.
Kisi ne Banta ko Doctor Santa k pass jane ki salah di.
Dr. Santa : Banta Jee! Ye medicine lo aapko aulaad jarur hoga.
Lekin kewal medicine k bharose mat rehna, kuch mehnat bhi karna!
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Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai
Wo mandir me jakar bhagwan ki murti k samne der tak prarthana karta hai.
Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, “Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rahe ho
ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.”
Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke
kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!
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May 2, 2008
