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A funny theorem in mathematics :
Can you prove, 4=5
Yes it is true, here is the proof :
For this, we take three variable a, b and c.

Suppose, if :
a + b = c
We can also write the same in this way :
5a – 4a + 5b – 4b = 5c – 4c
=> 5a – 5b – 5c = 4a + 4b + 4c
=> 5 * (a+b+c) = 4 * (a+b+c)
=> 5=4 or 4=5

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Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?
Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.
Teacher : Banta, what about you?
Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

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Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”.
Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “NEiTHER” are they
comfortable, “NOR” are we!

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Add comment May 8, 2008


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