Mixed Collections Jokes
November 9, 2009
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Wife to Husband : Meri to koi aulad nahi hai isliye
sochti hu ki apni saari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan kar dungi
Yeh sunkar pati uthkar jane laga
Patni : Tum kaha ja rahe ho?
Pati : Sadhu ban-ne
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Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!!!
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Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?
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Wife Saw Sign Board:
Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-
Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-
Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-
Wife: Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy 50 Sarees.
Husband: Andhi! Dhobi ki dukaan hai
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Entry Filed under: Jokes-SMS. Tags: funny jokes, mixed jokes.
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suneetchoudhary | November 15, 2009 at 7:24 am
very nice jokes
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Harish | December 8, 2009 at 2:53 pm
It’s fantastic