Naughty Collections
September 10, 2009
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Santa : I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto : Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata!!!
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Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?
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A man goes 2 Doctor after being raped by an elephant.
Doctor : Your ass got 10 inches wider while elephant’s dick is only 3 inch wide.
Man : That bastard fingered me first.
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Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!
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On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…
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After legalizing gay’s relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers…
“Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche? 
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Height Of Embarrasment :
Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:
“Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai.
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Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!
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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
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A Boss has 2 Interview 4 Girls for Secretary Position. He asked each 1 of them
Question : A Woman Normally has 2 Mouths ! What’s the difference between the 2?
The 1st answered: 1 can talk But The other can′t.
2nd answered: 1 is Vertical & The other is Horizontal.
3rd answered: 1 is Hairy, The other isn′t.
The Last 1 answered: 1 is for My Use & The Other is for My Boss !
Boss: “Yes, You’re Hired !”
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