Long Funny Hindi Jokes
June 15, 2009
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Yamraj asks 3 ladies -
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!
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Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!
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1.
syedshahed | August 26, 2009 at 6:37 am
wo shaniwar ki sham thi haath main glass bhari jam thi,
pilane wali itwari ki jhakas rand thi,aur jab hosh aaya tabpolice ka danda aur tere gand thi.
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sunil | October 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm
send me is joke a my mobile no 9950584897
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dharmendara | November 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm
this is a verry funny