Some Naughty Desi Jokes

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College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
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Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: Kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab ek condom dena.
Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Shopkeeper: Ess par cover chada du.
Santa: Arrey nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
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Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo
Fruit Wala: Ye lo behen.
Ladki: Yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
Fruit Wala: kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
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