Mobile SMS Jokes

June 5, 2008

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. mukhtar  |  June 20, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Nice joke

    Reply
  • 2. Malik  |  September 28, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    Nice post

    keep it up , i really liked it , u have done a great job

    keep updating this blog.

    Reply
  • 3. virendra  |  November 2, 2008 at 9:04 am

    ALL TIME HIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • 4. akhil  |  November 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    they were really nice

    Reply

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