More Latest One-liner SMS

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Santa and Preeto was in Bus.
Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

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Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

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Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?
Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.

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