Fresh Short Funny SMS
April 26, 2008
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)
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Teacher : Nissar tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar : Jawani janeman …….
Hasin dilruba…..Mile do dil jawaan……
Nissar ho gaya
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